Before diving into today’s post, a reminder that International Turn Signal Observance Day is fast approaching. As you know, the US has pulled out of the ITSO agreement, but that doesn’t mean you can’t go ahead and use your turn signals anyway.
Now, where I live, there are alleys behind the houses, only here they call them lanes. The other day, I overheard several of my neighbors chatting about landscaping, and other neighborhood matters like the regrettable incident during Halloween.
When suddenly from the west a loud bang, followed moments later by a cold wind.
“What was that?” neighbor one confuddled?
“Could have been a nuke,” neighbor two suggested.
“No, too far west. It would be more to the south, right, where DC is?” a passerby walking a charming Newfie mix said.
“Besides, that cold gust would have been a hot wind that melts the skin right off the bone,” neighbor one concluded, a note of cheeriness in her voice.
Then it started raining and all said in unison, “Thunder! It was thunder! Of course.”
Then, and this was beautiful – and to be honest, I started to feel particularly bad about squatting and hiding behind a bush observing all this – they put their arms around each other and began singing folk songs in what sounded like ancient Gaelic.
Now stop worrying and get out there and use those turn signals!