Seventeen Things Delayed

Environmentally friendly vine grown tomato onions. I know we were going to list Seventeen Things you can do to Save the Environment today. Our researchers have been hard at work on that and had made a good deal of progress until at our round table meeting this morning, Stupid Tad pointed out that each simple … Continue reading Seventeen Things Delayed

Famous Persons Summer Solstice Dinner Dance

The below-mentioned fox. Congratulations Famous Person,If you've received this invitation, you're famous and therefore a fabulous individual. Each year, my wife Blech and I host a Summer Solstice Dinner Dance for Famous Persons. This coming June 21 is the inaugural event, and, since you're famous, we'd love to have you and your famous plus one. … Continue reading Famous Persons Summer Solstice Dinner Dance

Artisanal Onion Products

It has been 14 days since my last post, and 18 since giving up passive news intake. There have been a few news leaks, but the break from information has made what does slip through seem more like snippets of a Margaret Atwood novel than news of current events. I love Margaret Atwood as much … Continue reading Artisanal Onion Products