The car of the future today

Building of the future, today It's time for a new car. I've driven the old Pinto for nearly 44 years and at long last I'm rid of it. Gladiola and I made the decision a few days ago and last night, in the gloom and heat, I drove it to the Cliffs of Destruction. As … Continue reading The car of the future today

Seventeen Things Delayed

Environmentally friendly vine grown tomato onions. I know we were going to list Seventeen Things you can do to Save the Environment today. Our researchers have been hard at work on that and had made a good deal of progress until at our round table meeting this morning, Stupid Tad pointed out that each simple … Continue reading Seventeen Things Delayed

Zombie environment

A pretty African sunset Can we talk about the end of the world for just one post? The UN global report has been released and it's pretty grim. Grimmer than zombies (but arguably beneficial for zombies). Ultra grim.   Here's National Geographic's story on the story. Here's an excerpt from the Washington Post's story. "The … Continue reading Zombie environment

Sprung upon

The day after the Shining Star closed I went for breakfast one morning to find that the Shining Star, a greasy spoon on Amsterdam and 78th had closed. It was Saturday morning and the people I shared my life with were still in their pajamas. Signs taped in the window said goodbye and thanked everyone … Continue reading Sprung upon

The PowerPoint Fiasco

Do it as long as I have and you'll see a lot of PowerPoint. Bad PowerPoint. Slide after slide crammed with words, bullets, charts, and clip art. That's right. Clip art. And a presenter reading every word you see on the screen in glorious 1024 x 768 high fuzz resolution. Sometimes they get creative and … Continue reading The PowerPoint Fiasco

Fear of falling

In 1987, the world's human population reached 5 billion and the last of the Kauaʻi ʻōʻō (Moho braccatus) died. According to the bird's Wikipedia entry, "The last Kauaʻi ʻōʻō was male, and his song was recorded for the Cornell Lab of Ornithology. The male was recorded singing a mating call, to a female that would never … Continue reading Fear of falling

Day the 4th

Before diving into today's post, a reminder that International Turn Signal Observance Day is fast approaching. As you know, the US has pulled out of the ITSO agreement, but that doesn't mean you can't go ahead and use your turn signals anyway. Now, where I live, there are alleys behind the houses, only here they … Continue reading Day the 4th