The birthday Box

A made-up story. A mural in the Baltimore neighborhood of Pigtown. On the morning of his 60th birthday, Anvil Atkinson found beneath the newspaper on the doorstep a plain box with his name on it in the ancient language of calligraphy. He picked it up along with the newspaper, glancing at the headline, Eastern Seaboard … Continue reading The birthday Box

Seventeen Things Delayed

Environmentally friendly vine grown tomato onions. I know we were going to list Seventeen Things you can do to Save the Environment today. Our researchers have been hard at work on that and had made a good deal of progress until at our round table meeting this morning, Stupid Tad pointed out that each simple … Continue reading Seventeen Things Delayed

Zombie environment

A pretty African sunset Can we talk about the end of the world for just one post? The UN global report has been released and it's pretty grim. Grimmer than zombies (but arguably beneficial for zombies). Ultra grim.   Here's National Geographic's story on the story. Here's an excerpt from the Washington Post's story. "The … Continue reading Zombie environment