SFW and the extra-dimensional bag, Pt 2

In Susannah Fontaine-Williams’s world, leaving for an event at the time it starts  counts as getting there on time, the lone exception being her show, SFW with Susannah Fontaine-WIlliams. We’ve arrived at weddings as guests are filing through the reception line.  SFW will cause a scene if the theater won’t seat us because the curtain … Continue reading SFW and the extra-dimensional bag, Pt 2

I am not having an affair with Susannah Fontaine-Williams

“Who is she, this Susannah?” She isn’t anyone. She’s made up. “You’ve based her on someone… who?” She’s just a composite of every talk show host, game show-er, blond TV personality. Turn on the TV and you’ll see her on every channel. “Why are you holding her hand in Chinatown?” Well that’s not me - … Continue reading I am not having an affair with Susannah Fontaine-Williams

Susannah Fontaine-Williams and the Extra-dimensional Bag, Pt. 1

It’s Feb. 1 and the garden is still beneath a coat of snow criss-crossed with footprints and pocked by various tree droppings. Even the roof, bathed in sunlight, still has snow and ice on it. In the summer, there were tremendous spiderwebs spanning the eaves with huge, voracious spiders and these webs have been replaced … Continue reading Susannah Fontaine-Williams and the Extra-dimensional Bag, Pt. 1